- Me: Bruhl needs to stop being so adorable.
- ninety6tears: ...He's a Nazi, Sara.
- Me: I KNOW DAMMIT THAT'S WHAT I MEAN.
Oh, wait, you said ”SEND NUDES”? I thought you said “SEND NUKES” hahaha whoops uh i guess you should evacuate your city or something
FOR FUCK’S SAKE, RUSSIA
reading lifeisaponderland’s Facebook status about seeing TASM 2 just reminded me of a dream I had a year and a half ago in which Andrew Garfield turned up at my doorstep and, I shit you not, offered himself to me on a plate
and I turned him down because he had someone (Emma) and I held a candle for the man who later became my boyfriend
let me repeat
I turned Andrew Garfield down
more to the point
I turned Andrew Garfield down for this man even in my dreams before he became my man
that’s how you know you’re serious about your affections for someone, I guess
if a boy ever hid behind the flowers he was trying to give me i would probably just squeeze his face and kiss him because hes so cute
reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck
speaking in a native language: well fuckity fuck
The last three are all the same
planning a solo trip in zurich and geneva, aka “holy shit I’m actually doing this, how fucking insane am I, pray tell”