no but guys what if

what if AOS!Pike was once in the same position as AOS!Kirk - a searingly intelligent, hotheaded, directionless young tearaway who was bound to end up dead or in jail

what if Marcus found him in a bar similar to the one Pike found Kirk in

what if Marcus gave Pike the same talk

oh good god I am hurting now

jefffwinger:

kniteoftheoldcode:

ctrl-alternia:

Symphony of the Night… In my ass - DragonForce

Moonage Daydream in My Ass.

The Mighty Fall in my ass

or The Mighty Fall feat. Big Sean in my ass

Shattered In My Ass

sherlocksdearstalker:

thegreatestlovestoryevertoldd:

i-am-benedict-cumberlocked:

utadarling:

just-a-nameless-nobody:

askameliatheunifaunandbendrowned:

iheartpkmn:

kittyperson:

dirkbot:

I was pissed today, so I made an insult generator. Enjoy

yOU TEDIOUS SMEGMA

You hideous breadstick

You vile lint

YOU HIDEOUS PAPERCLIP

You fraudulent corn.

You futile manatee

You insipid breadstick

You putrid egg

You decrepit doorknob

(via gregletoasterstrudel)

enigmaticagentalice:

Why Did You Capitalize The Word ‘Cabbage’ But Not The Word ‘France’ : an adventure in reading fanfiction

coming soon, the thrilling sequel: ‘You’ve Gone Through Three Different Tenses In The Space Of One Paragraph And I Think You Just Invented A Whole New One All Of Your Own’

and the long anticipated conclusion to the trilogy: ‘I Have No Idea Who Is Supposed To Be Speaking Right Now’

and the spin-offs: If Characters Are British, Please Double-Check British Vernacular and If Characters Are American, Please Double-Check American Vernacular

(via lifeisaponderland)

dearvienna13:

Erik just needs to shake it off

This is officially the dumbest thing I’ve ever drawn and no one’s gonna get this…. but ex man/ X-man ?? nope?

noizsruffrabbit:

the worst kind of otps are the ones where u didnt even ship it at first but then u accidentally see one drawing or read one fanfic and u just snap and next thing u know ur crying about some stupid ship u hadnt even considered five seconds ago

(via gregletoasterstrudel)

Achievement of the day (told in bulletpoints rather than prose)

  • emailing my dissertation supervisor (DS) because panicking about dissertation prep and am I dissertationing right and how far can I go on this topic without losing relevance and stuff
  • DS emails back complimenting me on choosing “a well-focused topic […] interesting research questions and useful primary sources” and basically reassures me that I am, in fact, dissertationing correctly and suggesting more I can do around this topic

Basically, I have cracked dissertationing and am v excited to go back to Milan in a couple of weeks to do more research

now I shall finish my celebratory drink and listenin to songs I haven’t heard in years

cheers!